Nice deadlift. What’s your Helen time?
We’re well aware of your snatch PR.
We can indeed hear you grunting as you rep out.
We know you hold the top spot on the squat leaderboard.
And yes, we know all about your big bag of supplements, your special gear, your amp-up music and your pre-lift routine.
But a great many of us really don’t care about your strength numbers.
Here’s why: You’re in a CrossFit program.
This, of course, is not to…